His dick is like a gherkin! It was a few years ago I've changed a few small details to protect his identityand I had a crush on a year-old filmmaker who frequented the bar I worked in. I went, and actually got butterflies in my stomach while watching him on the big screen. Look how cute he looks, moving around, and saying things like that! But then came the scene where his character made a joke about having a small dick. All of this was in the name of comedy, of course, but as everyone in the theater around me roared with laughter, I found myself thinking: Only a man who actually has a microscopic dick would ever write a joke like that. We all know that humor is a coping mechanism. And maybe I had enough of a warning sign.